There’s at least one born every day and we need more! Leave it to a trucker to come out feet first. That’s so he can take his first steps, just before a blizzard from the Dairy Queen in the parking lot. Truckers are natural-born heroes. We drive the goods to where they need to go, pick up loads in 10 hours (that our dispatcher says can be done in 6), and make it home safely to our families if they recognize us. The birth of a new trucker means America is going to be alright because truckers have your back! We also have your slim jims and those big bags of miniature donuts. So God Bless America and whoever runs the internet, thanks for the funny truckers memes.

Pissed Trucker