#3 The candidate’s wife is Smokin hot.

Hail to the first lady and her beauty! Ya gotta give the president some props on marrying Melania and showing her off to the world on our behalf. She’s smart, sexy and from what we hear, a huge fan of pissedtrucker.com. Where else do you think she got the idea from to make Christmas trees out of Twizzlers?
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